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11 Funny Wine Glasses that Will Actually Amuse Mom

by Ivy B

Funny wine glasses for moms in the thick of it.  You’ll love shopping these cute wine glasses for moms so much you’ll want them for yourself, and a few extra as gifts for your mom friends!

On our last vacation, I started drinking again.  Not sure why I thought going on a mountain vacation with young children was a good idea.  It really wasn’t!  We had some amazing new experiences and saw sights we couldn’t see on our typical theme park vacations.  We even had some fun times.

But, this years’ vacation felt like anything but fun.  I’m pretty sure I came back more stressed than when we had left.

The toddler was going through an extra clingy phase and my daughter seemed overly materialistic and needy.  It felt like I wasn’t getting a break from either of them.  And, just when one would act right, the other would find a reason to whine.  This brought me to drinking wine every night.  And, now I’m a reformed non-drinker.

In the spirit of drinking as we get through the thick of it, I thought it would be awesome to share some funny wine glasses for moms.  I know you’ll love them!

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Funny Wine Glasses for Moms

Funny wine glass for the mom who recently had a baby!

I’ve Waited 9 Months For This

This one rings true …

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Pearhead I’ve Waited 9 Months For This Stemless Wine Glass, New Mom, Gift For New And Expecting Moms, Pink and Gold, 16 oz
  • Celebrate baby’s arrival and the newest addition to your family by raising a glass in honor of your new baby girl or baby boy with this adorable mom stemless wine glass by Pearhead
  • Includes one transparent wine glass with pink and hold “I’ve waited 9 months for this” print – perfect for any new mother! Handwash only, not microwave safe; holds 16 fluid ounces
  • This mother cup makes the perfect pregnancy announcement, baby arrival announcement, new mom gift, expecting mother gift, baby girl gift, baby boy gift, gender-neutral baby gift, Mother’s Day gift or addition to your own baby shower gift registry!
  • News of a new baby is something the whole family will want to celebrate, especially the new mother or expecting mom! Make sure she’s ready to relax after a long day with this adorable whimsical wine glass
  • Dimensions: 3.5”W x 4.75”H x 3.5”D; 16oz

Because Kids

Mary Square Kids 12oz Stemless Wine Glass
  • Holds 12 ounces
  • Made of glass
  • Measures 8x4x4
  • High Quality
  • Durable product

Mom Juice

Yeah, I’ve totally lied to the kids about my mom juice.  And then the little girl asks “can I try some?”  Oy, foiled again!  “Sorry honey, it’s an adult beverage, not for kids.”  Ensue pouting …

Mom Juice Wine Glass – Funny Gift for Wine Lovers – Mother, Sister, Friend, Birthday, Mother’s Day, Christmas,17oz
  • 🍷 F-U-N: A funny 17 ounce LARGE stemless wine glass that all wine-loving moms will covet. Each glass carries the message: “Mom Juice” and is carefully packaged in a durable gift box, guaranteed to arrive safely.
  • 🍷 GIFTABLE: A fun gift for yourself and your wine loving mom friends and relatives. Great for new moms, Mother’s day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, or “just because” days. Because … sometimes Mommy can use some “juice.”
  • 🍷 PREMIUM QUALITY DESIGN & PRINTING: Design in distressed handwritten look is created in a rich gold metallic that is clearly visible with white, rose, and red wine. Lettering is printed on the glass and then fire sealed to ensure it’s permanent and won’t wear off. Restaurant quality, Made in the USA, Libby glass. Large 17 ounce capacity. The wine glass is 4.5″ tall and 3.5″ wide. Top rack dishwasher safe.
  • 🍷 SATISFACTION GUARANTEE: Smart Tart Design stands 100% behind all of our products. We offer a 30 day money back guarantee. If you aren’t happy, we aren’t happy.
  • 🍷 SMART TART DESIGN: Makers of drinkware with a message. Each wine glass, champagne flute, shot glass, mug, and party cup carries a special phrase or quote – some are funny, some are serious, some are sweet. All are beautifully designed.

Mommin’ Ain’t Easy

Every day I say this.  Well … I actually don’t but I feel it and you know how true this is!

Because Mommin Ain’t Easy Funny 15oz Stemless Crystal Wine Glass – Fun Wine Glasses with Sayings Idea for Women
  • There is no more essential piece of equipment in the wine enthusiast’s arsenal than a good wine glass! We strongly believe that the right glass can have an effect on the enjoyment of any particular bottle. Our High-Quality Crystal Glass is very modern classy and they have a subtle wave along the edge of the bowl which fits very comfortably in your hands making your drinking experience even more enjoyable. What’s better than giving a stemless crystal wine glass for a wino or wine lover?
  • Sip happens! to you, your friends, family members and coworkers, so get them with these funny wine glasses since they make a great gift for someone that loves to have a wild time when they are drinking wine. Our crystal Glasses are amazing for occasion such as anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Valentine’s Days, Engagements, Christmas, thinking-of-you gifts, you name it! What a better way to make a statement with your girls by cheering with our stemless personalized glass.?
  • Lasting Quality: High-quality, Made from Premium smooth, scratch-resistant Top-Quality lead-free crystal glass for outstanding durability. The Because Mommin an’t easy Design is printed with high grade eco-friendly ink. These glasses can hold plenty of liquid and we believe that when the wine flows, so too does the conversation! Next time you spend with your friend’s toast with our hilarious High-Quality Crystal Glass and blow them away with our designs.
  • Safe for the Microwave and Dishwasher: Wash it in the dishwasher after every use and still never worry about the design fading away or peeling over time. It is also safe to use it on the microwave. Cold and hot temperatures will not affect the high quality of your glass, so you’ll feel confident to use it every day.
  • Carefully Packed, Satisfaction is guaranteed: 100% customer satisfaction is our goal. To make sure each crystal glass arrives at its new home safe and sound. Our durable packaging delivers the high-quality glass to you reliably. If you ever find a craftsmanship or materials defect in any of our glasses, simply contact our friendly and responsive customer service. We stand behind all of our carefully crafted and packed products and will work with you to find a solution that’s pleasing to you!

Mom’s Therapy

You know, because we all need a little therapy.

My Sippy Cup

This one actually needs the sippy cup top … do they make one for wine glasses?  Guess I’ve gotta do some research …

Mommy Medicine

And, because I don’t have prescription medicine to help me deal with these kids …

Got Me Tipsy – Mommy Medicine Funny Wine Glass, Ivory
  • The Mommy Medicine funny wine glass is a great gift
  • High quality USA made, 13 ounce modern stemmed glassware
  • Got Me Tipsy creates novelty drinkware featuring humorous jokes

For the toddler mom … we all understand!

Because Toddlers Stemless Funny Wine Glass for Mom

Because Toddlers – 15oz Stemless Wine Glass Best Christmas for Mom, Women Unique Xmas Gag Mom from Husband Daughter, Son, Child, Kids Birthday Ideas for Mother, Her Fun Novelty
  • There is no more essential piece of equipment in the wine enthusiast’s arsenal than a good wine glass! We strongly believe that the right glass can have an effect on the enjoyment of any particular bottle. Our High-Quality Crystal Glass is very modern classy and they have a subtle wave along the edge of the bowl which fits very comfortably in your hands making your drinking experience even more enjoyable. What’s better than giving a stemless crystal wine glass for a wino or wine lover?
  • Sip happens! to you, your friends, family members and coworkers, so get them with these funny wine glasses since they make a great gift for someone that loves to have a wild time when they are drinking wine. Our crystal Glasses are amazing for occasion such as anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Valentine’s Days, Engagements, Christmas, thinking-of-you gifts, you name it! What a better way to make a statement with your girls by cheering with our stemless personalized glass.?
  • Lasting Quality: High-quality, Made from Premium smooth, scratch-resistant Top-Quality lead-free crystal glass for outstanding durability. The Because Toddlers Design is printed with high grade eco-friendly ink. These glasses can hold plenty of liquid and we believe that when the wine flows, so too does the conversation! Next time you spend with your friend’s toast with our hilarious High-Quality Crystal Glass and blow them away with our designs.
  • Safe for the Microwave and Dishwasher: Wash it in the dishwasher after every use and still never worry about the design fading away or peeling over time. It is also safe to use it on the microwave. Cold and hot temperatures will not affect the high quality of your glass, so you’ll feel confident to use it every day.
  • Carefully Packed, Satisfaction is guaranteed: 100% customer satisfaction is our goal. To make sure each crystal glass arrives at its new home safe and sound. Our durable packaging delivers the high-quality glass to you reliably. If you ever find a craftsmanship or materials defect in any of our glasses, simply contact our friendly and responsive customer service. We stand behind all of our carefully crafted and packed products and will work with you to find a solution that’s pleasing to you!

Now, moms know kids can be really whiny!  Tell the kids it’s mommy’s turn with this hilarious wine glass.

Shh … It’s Mommy’s Turn to Wine

It’s not just mommy’s time … it’s time to tell the kids to ask their dad!

Ask Your Dad Funny Mom Wine Glass

Some funny wine glass sayings really understand a mother’s plight, don’t they?  Just like this one … because some nights your inner patience has run out.

Liquid Patience Funny Mom Wine Glass

Oh, and just because I can’t drink wine all day (at least not with a good conscience), I picked up this awesome cork coaster on vacation.

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funny sayings for moms who like to drink wine (and coffee). A funny cork coaster about coffee and wine

Which of these funny wine glasses for moms is your favorite? Do you have a different liquid therapy?

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